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The Bath

Today I: Had to drag a sodden carpet outside...

As those reading along will know I have no bathroom.  This means no shower.  So after festering in my own filth for two days the time had come to figure out how to clean myself.  I went to Bunnings and bought a flat bottomed trug and then exercised my initiative and ended up with the following arrangement...

Why yes, that's the tube from a dyson vacuum cleaner...

Why yes, that's the tube from a dyson vacuum cleaner...

All was going swimmingly, I filled up my bath and leapt in, at which point I discovered that Archimedes Principle (or displacement theory) is as relevant in 2017AD as it was in 287BC.  The placing of my capacious bottom in that small water filled space led to this...

And this was after I'd moved the sodden carpet

And this was after I'd moved the sodden carpet

So not without teething problems, but I am clean and that was the object of the exercise.